if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?
BIKE CARBONATE OF SODA.
Which Elizabethan Sailor could stop bikes?
SIR FRANCIS BRAKES!
Your reaction to those jokes--whether you rolled your eyes or laughed so hard you snarfed -- is because your brain is functioning properly. To continue operating as the incredible human being you are (with so many people that love you dearly), I IMPLORE you to wear a helmet while biking to protect your fragile brains.
stop thinking your hairdo is more imporant than your brain-do.
stop saying, "but I bike carefully" because accidents happen.
and I promise you won't develop an underbite from wearing a helmet. pick a cool one!
WEAR A HELMET. IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
4 comments:
what if i didn't know that they were jokes because i was wearing my snarf too tight?
Thanks for the link on cool helmets. And this link gave me an idea:
http://www.coolhunting.com/archives/2008/08/yakkay_bicycle.php
Instead of dropping $120 on this, why not just put an oversized hat on it?
annie your use of the word snarf shows the depth at which you read blog entries. thank you for that. so profound you are.
what if i have too much courage in my underpants and so i don't even need a helmet?
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