
i bought a bunch of asparagus on saturday morning.
after kickball, I cooked some spelt in olive oil with some garlic and red pepper--added sauteed asparagus and cremini mushrooms and a good bit of lemon juice. topped it with some parmesan cheese and enjoyed a snack!
later that evening I was biking home from a talent show in which I jumproped. a car full of drunken "cool-people" pulled up behind me and smacked me in the back with cardboard boxes. as I picked up the boxes that had fallen onto Walnut Street...

...one of the boxes was an empty asparagus box!